Is it me ama those Dec vibes have already started to gully creep all the way to us in October?
Labda ni mimi tu nimengoja the end of the year kwa hamu na ghamu (eh, the last time I used that nilikuwa nastruggle na Insha many moons ago trying to impress whoever was marking my KCSE papers ndio nipate boost, just in case set books disappointed me). But kuna ka vibe flani that’s been going around since last month and I’m here for it…
All of a sudden kuna event after event, summer bunnies are texting left, right and center reminding admin of their touch down date, my social media algorithm is showing me exclusive end year and Chrisi travel deals… Issa sign, if you ask me. Akili ishanipeleka Christmas holiday but let me just calm down kidogo. Or at least try.
Speaking of which, wacha I remind ya’ll mapema of the good good so that come end of the year (ama if you’re planning on balling on a budget like me and wanna do something when the peak ssn is over) ukuwe umejisort.
Now, kama uko na mbogi ya nguvu, introduce them to the Tuungane account. A chama, but waaaaay better. Hakuna kuibiwa doh, kushinda umeenda bank kudeposit or withdraw, meeting up when there’s no need and all that boring stuff…
So rally up your guys and ghels and weka them in a group that shares a lot more than just memes and mucene 😆. You can borrow up to 10 times your savings, get financial advise (FREE, juu tunapenda vitu za bure), access your accounts digitally na vitu mob zingine. Sounds hustle free and super convenient if you ask me.
Sasa mkijipanga tu vismart, you can be able to do so much with your circle. Ni wasee wangapi wamebuy shamba from their chama dealings? One too many guys. But sidebar, wacha niwaambie vile nilishtuka when one day a lady pal of mine told me that they had a chama to help the chics buy wigs. Alafu I made the mistake of asking how much a good wig goes for nikapigwa na butwaa! A hundred ngwanyes plus for some 😳 😳 😳! I had to collect my jaw from the floor when I was told that story coz HOW?! Nitanunua shamba ama mbalass surely? Nowadays I look at mamis with wigs on and my mind goes to that storo every time. Eh, to each his own tho. To each his own.
Anyweiiiiii pia nyinyi mshow wasee you manifested a trip to Diani come the holidays when in reality you were just being smart and saved some chums through your Tuungane Chama account. You really do deserve nice things!
Wacha juu ya hiyo story I also start manifesting AKA beeping kina Sospeter and Wafula to remind them of our monthly deposit coz siachwi nyuma when the summer bunnies land! Ya’ll have a good weekend 😊
Over & Out,
The Witty Banker.
