Whew, the week I’ve had. Rather the week WAFS had had… Yo. You guys might wanna sit tight for this one…
Wacha niwaambie I feel ni kama nimewatch an intense drama movie in 4D ama what is the latest dimension… Kuna 5D wasee? Hiyo. Kukimbizana na karao, kuandika statement, kuconsole boy child… Okay. Lemme go back to the biningini (insert Jacob Zuma voice) coz I know I’m not making any sense.
Now, over the weekend the three muskateers ie me, Sospeter and Wafula decided to go out of town for the weekend. Small small getaway somewhere secluded but not too far away from Nai. Wafula was particularly excited coz he had just moved house na stress za kumove zilikuwa tew much. Anyway, he was all settled (or so we thought) and we decided it would be good to escape for the weekend and have some much needed mandem time.
Enjoyment was had, let me tell you. And when I think about it. It’s good we had the time of our lives coz what was waiting for us in this Nairobi. Heh. Wewe endelea tu kusoma.
Si weekend iliisha, tukarudi Nairobi. We were on such a good vibe and even stopped by somewhere to watch Sunday’s game (Arsenal fans priss BTW msitusumbue, that was small small win). As if fate knew to stall us and prolong our happiness while it lasted… After the game, Sospeter started by dropping us home, Wafula first. Tukaacha msee hapo kwa gate, he entered and we drove off.
Kidogo kidogo I’m getting a call someone is histerical on the other end… It was Wafula. “Everything is gone! Guys!!! Aki nimeibiwa!” Out of all the jibberish that’s the one thing I made out clearly. Confused, we turned back and headed to his place. When they say kupigwa na butwaa… that’s exactly how I felt. Dude had been robbed. TV, system (which we all loved), fridge hadi carpet. Then the audacity these thieves had, wakamwachia maziwa, which was in the fridge. If there’s anything these thieves lacked it def wasn’t a sense of humor.
Made Wafula wish he had sorted his KCB Domestic Insurance Package when he had the chance. What’s that you ask? Something you should defo get for yourself to save you the premium tears I’ve seen my fren chomoaing. This insurance covers homeowners against loss or damage to their building and household items including all your precious keepsakes. So in case of a fire, theft ama natural calamities, be sure you’ll have 100% security. Another perk, it also offers liability to third parties which you can read all about and make those steps to securing your home and your workers.
You think you’ve seen it all then BAAM! Nairobi is the gift that keeps on giving no lie. Our dear friend is doing okay… Ameget over the shock and is trying to figure out who these crooks are with the help of the popos. Their days are numbered.
Lakini guys, don’t be a Wafula. We get covered on our medical, car, but your property, we assume the worst could not happen. Until it does. Don’t leave this behind. Your home is probably the most important thing you have. After your people of course 😊
Over & Out,
The Witty Banker.
